We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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