On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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