8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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