let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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