It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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