we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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