Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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