I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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