Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We are two peas in an std pod
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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