Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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