My nipple is on Facebook.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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