thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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