where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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