So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I have demons in me.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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