I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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