Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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