i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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