So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize