Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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