there was a trapeze. enough said
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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