did you get engaged???
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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