I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
