I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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