i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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