she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just found puke in my bra..
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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