their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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