this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
