How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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