This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
This is my gift to your gina
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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