Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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