Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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