I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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