I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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