going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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