you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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