Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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