I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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