I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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