I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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