If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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