I just made out with a guy for $7.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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