I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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