why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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