just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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