We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
