TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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