would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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