your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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