I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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