well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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