So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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