It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
my shit smells like andre
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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