Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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